Trump Yearbook Fiasco Exposes Unchecked Power of Yearbook Editors

In the opening scene of Crimson Tide, we are told “the three most powerful men in the world” are the president of the United States, the president of the Russian republic, “and… the captain of a U.S. nuclear missile submarine.” But who’s the fourth most powerful person in the world? The yearbook editor.

Helmut Kohl, 1930-2017

Last Friday Germany’s longest-serving chancellor, Helmut Kohl, died at the age of 87. He came to power in 1982—during the height of the Cold War—and presided over the reunification of East and West Germany.

About That New Smirnoff Vodka Ad

As Rahm Emanuel famously put it, “You never want a serious crisis to go to waste.” So the ad execs at 72andSunny had an idea for client Smirnoff Vodka: “Made in America. But we’d be happy to talk about our ties to Russia under oath.”

Roger Moore’s Martini

Actor-humanitarian Sir Roger Moore died today at the ripe-old age of 89. On television he was Simon Templar in The Saint, but he is best known for playing British Secret Service Agent 007 in seven James Bond films, from 1973 to 1985.

TRIGGER WARNING: Trump’s ‘Witch Hunt’ Claim Offends Accused Witches

More than a dozen women and men accused of witchcraft in this sleepy New England village are criticizing President Donald Trump for saying the current investigation of possible ties between his campaign and the Russian government is “the greatest witch hunt of a politician in American history!”

Ukraine Bans Steven Seagal

As reported in the Guardian , actor-producer-seventh-dan-in-aikido and Russian citizen Steven Seagal has been banned for five years from entering Ukraine.