‘Free Fire’ Review

Free Fire

As I was leaving the preview screening for Free Fire, I was somewhat surprised to hear an audience member telling a compatriot that it was “the best-edited film [they’ve] seen all year.” On the one hand, the year is still short—we’re only a third of the way through it and other contenders include mish-mashed semi-coherent tripe such as The Fate of the Furious. Maybe this guy just hadn’t, you know, seen many movies this year.

Fast and Furious Films, Ranked! (New Substandard)

This week, JVL, Vic, and I discussed The Fate of the Furious, the eighth entry in the Fast and/or Furious franchise. Before we get to the important business of the day—ranking Fast and Furious films from worst to best—I feel the need to give Amazon dot com a big ol’ shoutout.

The Upside of Communism: Hunger!

Feeling a bit flabby? Worried about that spare tire you’re carrying around? Stuck with 10 stubborn pounds you simply can’t shed? Good news, everyone! We’ve discovered a surefire weight-loss recipe: communism!

‘The Fate of the Furious’ Review

Fate of the Furious

There’s a funny moment from South Park involving Kyle Broflovski’s reaction to The Passion of the Christ. He cringes and holds his head, averting his eyes from the violence done to Jim Caviezel’s Jesus. He winces and hunches. Eventually, overcome by the imagery on the screen, he vomits on himself, emotionally and physically spent.

This is basically how I felt watching The Fate of the Furious. I hope the Regal Majestic crew didn’t mind the mess.

I Want the Wendy’s Nuggets Guy to Fail. You Should Too. (UPDATED)

The official Wendy’s Twitter account has developed a reputation for being “fun.” And in an effort to take advantage of this “fun,” one joker asked how many retweets he would have to accumulate in order to earn free chicken nuggets for the year. This is how Wendy’s responded: