Derek Jeter Honored By George W. Bush Tribute

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I hate the New York Yankees. All right-thinking Americans do.

That said, it’s hard not to have respect (if not grudgingly) for the captain, Derek Jeter.

Jeter is enjoying his final professional season and, as tradition dictates for a player who is an automatic Hall of Fame inductee, he is being celebrated at every ballpark he visits for his final game there.

Orlando Bloom Does What We’ve All Dreamed Of: Throws Punch at Justin Bieber

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Orlando Bloom got into a heated argument with pop-star douche bag Justin Bieber early Wednesday morning at a ritzy restaurant in Ibiza, Spain. Bloom reportedly took a swing at the 20-year-old Canadian, and the crowd in the restaurant cheered.

You betcha they did. In fact, we’re all cheering.

Who among us hasn’t wanted just one shot … one shot at Bieber’s face?

According to the video released by TMZ (how do they get these things so fast?), Bieber was even wearing that idiotic hat that makes him look even more punch-able. How many times have you dreamed of smacking Bieber square across the head and knocking that stupid lid from his cranium?

Scarborough to GOP on Impeachment Questions: Just Say No

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NBC News reporter Chuck Todd said the “White House is praying for impeachment” and Senior Adviser Dan Pfeiffer was “the most excited person” in Washington yesterday after House Majority Whip Steve Scalise (R., La.) appeared to leave open the possibility for impeachment of President Obama after refusing to unequivocally rule it out when questioned by Fox News’ Chris Wallace.

“The most excited person yesterday was Dan Pfeiffer,” Todd said. “The fact is Steve Scalise is right. The White House is praying for impeachment. They want this. They see nothing but political upside to this and think a lawsuit frankly is good politics.”

Anti-Israel Protesters Are Hilarious, Except for Their Deadly Beliefs

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Here’s a pro-tip for all you budding citizen journalists with a microphone and a handicam: Whenever a man on the street package includes a man holding a microphone up to a guy dressed up in a “Holy Bible” costume and he says “Hey Bible guy, can we talk to you for a second?” you know you’ve got gold.

And that’s what Dan Joseph of MRCTV has with his latest video encounters with anti-Israeli protesters in Washington, D.C.

Andrew Breitbart was the brilliant man who discovered that walking into a line of left-wing protesters with a camera and asking them simple questions about the cause they are chanting about will reveal more about the left than any white paper from a Beltway think-tank. And Joseph’s foray into the Pro-Palestinian march Wednesday does just that.

Earnest: ‘You Don’t Need Fancy Legal Degree To Understand What Congress Intended’

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In response to the devastating ruling striking down Obamacare subsidies in states which opted out of exchanges, White House spokesman Josh Earnest said, “You don’t need a fancy legal degree to understand that Congress intended for every eligible American to have access to tax credits that would lower their healthcare costs, regardless of whether it was state officials or federal officials who were running the marketplace.”

Has Mr. Earnest been reading Robert Bork or Antonin Scalia in his free time? Dude sounds like a Born Again Originalist.

Imagine if Mr. Earnest or his boss used the “You don’t need a fancy legal degree to understand the intent of Congress” rule to other controversial subjects of our time?

Tesla: It’s Not Just For Rich D-Bags Anymore

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Tesla, the trendy electric car manufacturer, has announced they’ll be releasing a new model priced at about $35,000. This is a huge drop from the $100,000+ models they’ve manufactured to date.

The media frenzy over the announcement has been near-orgasmic as some (such as Gizmodo.com) are hailing the new, affordable model as being the most significant automotive release since the Model T.