
Nationals Enjoy Delayed ‘Trump Bump’ in Real America
Wednesday, October 30th, 2019POTUS delivers crucial win to ungrateful fanbase

Nationals Lose After Fans Boo Historically Successful President and Terrorist Assassin
Monday, October 28th, 2019Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is dead and so are the Nats' chances of ever winning a title

‘Free Hong Kong’ Protesters Descend On Wizards Game Amid NBA’s China Controversy
Thursday, October 10th, 2019Security told protesters they would be removed if they continued to display pro-Hong Kong signs

NBA Kowtows to China After Rockets GM Supports Hong Kong Protesters
Monday, October 7th, 2019'We apologize. We love China.'

NASCAR Denies Ads for America’s Most Popular Rifle
Friday, August 30th, 2019Ad company says NASCAR making ‘gradual shift on guns’

Underachieving NBA Owner Ignores ‘Obama Curse,’ Seeks Advice From Former POTUS
Thursday, August 15th, 2019Wizards fans should temper their expectations for upcoming season

AMERICAN GREATNESS! USA Men’s Soccer Claims 2nd Place in Gold Cup
Monday, July 8th, 2019Women Also Successful in France

TAKE THAT, OBAMA: American Athletes Continue to Dominate Under Donald Trump
Monday, June 17th, 2019