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Nationals Enjoy Delayed ‘Trump Bump’ in Real America

Wednesday, October 30th, 2019

POTUS delivers crucial win to ungrateful fanbase

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Nationals Lose After Fans Boo Historically Successful President and Terrorist Assassin

Monday, October 28th, 2019

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is dead and so are the Nats' chances of ever winning a title

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‘Free Hong Kong’ Protesters Descend On Wizards Game Amid NBA’s China Controversy

Thursday, October 10th, 2019

Security told protesters they would be removed if they continued to display pro-Hong Kong signs

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NBA Kowtows to China After Rockets GM Supports Hong Kong Protesters

Monday, October 7th, 2019

'We apologize. We love China.'

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NASCAR Denies Ads for America’s Most Popular Rifle

Friday, August 30th, 2019

Ad company says NASCAR making ‘gradual shift on guns’

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Underachieving NBA Owner Ignores ‘Obama Curse,’ Seeks Advice From Former POTUS

Thursday, August 15th, 2019

Wizards fans should temper their expectations for upcoming season

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AMERICAN GREATNESS! USA Men’s Soccer Claims 2nd Place in Gold Cup

Monday, July 8th, 2019

Women Also Successful in France