Liberals tend to devote a significant portion of their daily lives to proving how not racist they are. One particularly expedient way of doing this is to declare that something a conservative has said or done is totally racist, and then to place oneself in opposition to the thing that was racist: "See, I'm not a racist!"
As result, the List of Things That Are Racist has grown incomprehensibly long. The Free Beacon's devotion to public service obligates us to provide this list (not exhaustive by any means) of what liberals do and do not consider to be racist.
Things That Are Racist
1. Talking about Ebola (Salon)
3. Pointing out that white people use heroin (Salon)
4. #BringBackOurGirls (Salon)
5. Describing Obama as "angry" (MSNBC)
6. The American Revolution (Salon)
7. Children’s books with white characters (Salon)
8. Criticizing the IRS (MSNBC)
10. Being half-white (Salon)
11. Supporting Herman Cain (MSNBC)
12. Opposing Obama (MSNBC)
13. Rocky III (Vox)
15. Noting that Obama has an Ivy League education (MSNBC)
16. Saying Obama likes to play golf (MSNBC)
17. Saying "Obamacare" (MSNBC)
18. Living in the suburbs (Salon)
19. Calling Obama "Obama" (MSNBC)
Things That Are Not Racist
*This is actually a very racist thing to do.
UPDATE: This article is racist.