My football picks hit a snag last week.
After three weeks of success and a nice early Sunday morning Jets win in London, everything went downhill and I ended up 4-5 on the week—not up to the standards of my wealthy backer, Sir Wolfred Arthurson Summerfield-Platt VII.
To make my picks great again, I am enlisting a secret weapon: the women of Donald Trump's modeling agency. While Platt believes that Trump is too poor to be a good leader, it is undeniable that the real estate mogul's employees are the most beautiful and classy women in the world.
Eight picks this week, all inspired by Trump:
New Orleans Saints AT Philadelphia Eagles
PICK: Saints +5
Buffalo Bills AT Tennessee Titans
PICK: Bills -1
Arizona Cardinals AT Detroit Lions
PICK: Cardinals -2.5
Washington Redskins AT Atlanta Falcons
PICK: Skins +7.5
Jacksonville Jaguars AT Tampa Bay Buccaneers
PICK: Jags +3
New England Patriots AT Dallas Cowboys
PICK: Cowboys +9
Chicago Bears AT Kansas City Chiefs
PICK: Bears +9
St. Louis Rams AT Green Bay Packers
PICK: Packers -9
