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Week 2 NFL Picks, with Pictures

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September 18, 2015

Last week started well. I began 4-0—then I lost the next four on Sunday and was handed another loss on Monday night.

I also took the Chiefs yesterday, and had Jamaal Charles fumble away all my hopes of beginning week 2 with a win. So I am now 4-6 on the season.

Here's hoping that these beautiful women could carry me to a successful week 2. Nine picks this week:

Houston Texans AT Carolina Panthers

PICK: Panthers -3

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Texans announced that Ryan Mallett will be starting. Can't be a good sign if he couldn't beat out Brian Hoyer in camp.

Arizona Cardinals AT Chicago Bears

PICK: Cardinals -2

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Cardinals' cheerleaders love America, and I love the Cardinals. That's U.S.A., by the way.

San Francisco 49ers AT Pittsburgh Steelers

PICK: 49ers +6

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crystalicardi Instagram

Word on the street is that model Crystal Icardi is a huge 49ers fan. Hope it's true, but who cares if it isn't because she's hot.

Also, she deserves two pictures.

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crystalicardi Instagram

St. Louis Rams AT Washington Redskins

PICK: Rams -3.5

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stlramscheer Instagram

This cool looking Rams' photographer is one of the luckiest men in America.

Atlanta Falcons AT New York Giants

PICK: Falcons + 2.5

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Going to be seeing a lot of dirty birds coming from Atlanta players catching passes from Eli Manning, who shouldn't be giving points to anybody.

Dallas Cowboys AT Philadelphia Eagles

PICK: Cowboys +5

Tony Romo with Candice Crawford / Brandon Todd  / Splash News
Tony Romo with Candice Crawford / Brandon Todd / Splash News

After losing Jessica Simpson Tony Romo rebounded big time with beauty queen Candice Crawford. No reason to believe he can't do the same after losing Dez Bryant for a couple of months.

Seattle Seahawks AT Green Bay Packers

PICK: Packers -3.5

Green Bay Packers fans wear bikinis on a cold day / AP
Green Bay Packers fans wear bikinis on a cold day / AP

The bikini girls will let it all hang out as Rodgers looks to take revenge for last year's playoff meltdown.

Miami Dolphins AT Jacksonville Jaguars

PICK: Jaguars +6

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Linds_duke Instagram

It's hard to bet on the Jags especially since Blake Bortles broke up with his girlfriend Lindsey Duke.

She gets two pictures too, because I hopefully will never have to take the Jaguars again.

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linds_duke Instagram

New York Jets AT Indianapolis Colts

PICK: Jets +7

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J-E-T-S, JETS JETS JETS.

Record Last Week: 4-5

Season Record: 4-5

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