Transcript from the Vice Presidents Club

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As reported on NBC News, Vice President Mike Pence has been in regular communication with former vice presidents Joe Biden and Dick Cheney. The Washington Free Beacon has obtained a partial transcript from the group's first official meeting, which took place this morning:

First Meeting of the ViP Club

The Vice President’s Residence

One Observatory Circle

Washington, DC

November 10, 2017

OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT:

VICE PRESIDENT PENCE: Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to welcome you both to the first official meeting of the ViP Club.

VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN: Is that we’re calling it, Mike? Because, God bless ya, I think we can do better.

VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY: It sounds like a strip club.

PENCE: Well, I'm, uh, certainly open to suggestions.

BIDEN: It needs to convey optimism, hope, and change.

CHENEY: You mean like Recovery Summer?

PENCE: Do you have a suggestion, Dick?

CHENEY: The First Order. It’s short and sweet but conveys the enormous imperial power we actually wield.

BIDEN: That’s a good point. We are a big [EXPLETIVE] deal.

PENCE: How about the Breakfast Club? Or is that already taken?

CHENEY: Speaking of breakfast, what are we having? I’m starving. And you better not say it’s continental or I will blow a hole through your skull. You know I’m capable of doing it.

BIDEN: I’d love a Jimmy Dean sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich. That’s what I’d get on the Amtrak Acela.

CHENEY: Sounds healthy. I’ll have the same.

PENCE: Actually our choices are steel-cut Irish oatmeal or blueberry yogurt parfait.

BIDEN: Believe it or not, I had a blueberry yogurt parfait once—on the Amtrak Acela, go figure! I told the conductor, this articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy who happened to be

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