The White House finally allowed Joe Biden to join Instagram yesterday. The media found this newsworthy somehow.
Obama let another set of sanctions expire by honoring his VP's first #SELFIE with his presence. The White House's official account captioned the #SELFIE, "Pals."
A better caption would have been "Livin' with my bitches #LIVE"

If the suggested caption sounds unfamiliar, you must not frequent the dregs of the Twitters. It's a line from 2014's first viral hit, the Chainsmokers' #SELFIE, an ode to solipsism that could also double as the anthem for the Obama administration.
As young entrepreneurs, the Chainsmokers are selling t-shirts for $30 with their trademark catchphrase.

Who said Obama was a job killer?