We break away from our regularly scheduled Sochi Smokes programming to encourage everyone to take a gander at Alana Goodman's deep dive into the Hillary papers.
Woo Pig Sooie, indeed.
While America is counting on Goodman to report on the once-and-future Hillary, residents of the great state of Arkansas look to KHOG’s Paige Preusse to cover their own daily happenings.
Paige's unique reportorial talents will, without a doubt, lead to great things ahead: maybe even following the local impact of the Free Beacon's scoop.
Nor is Paige a stranger to politics. Here she is with former Senator Dick Lugar at her last job in Indiana.
Currently, Paige is manning the weekend news desk while pulling weather duty during the week.
The Midwest trained her well. She has reported on everything from snowstorms to floods. And her courage knows no bounds. Here she is reporting on a flood while wearing a white dress. Bravery!
Land or sea, Paige is on the case. She even brings backup.
Let me know if you can figure out what she's dressed up as below, though. I'm stumped.
Office camaraderie is essential when the home team is awful. The University of Arkansas Razorbacks football team had an embarrassing season under new coach Bret Bielema, who led the team to its first winless season in conference play since 1992.
Between reporting on tire fires like the Razorbacks and handling snakes, Paige clearly has the chops.
And did I mention she knows how to handle herself around Big Dogs?