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Israeli Models United: Shir Elmaliach

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• July 30, 2014 4:46 pm

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Meet Shir Elmaliach. She is great because I don't need Google to translate her Facebook posts. My Hebrew is a little rusty:

I hope the world understands that the Israeli army is trying to destroyed the terrorists and not kill innocent people!
With pray for peace 🙂

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Shir can focus on modeling because there's no reason to expect that the IDF will fail in its mission to ensure Israel's security. The soldiers won't mind if Shir starts uncorking the champagne a little early.

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Hamas is nothing but dirt off of Shir's shoulder, or in this case, mud to hose off her backside.

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

She has a greater chance at ending up in the hospital for smoking than she does from tangling with terrorists.

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Not only is Shir a model, she also a soccer WAG. Since Israel hasn't made the World Cup since 1970, now is a good time to see how Shir explains the world.

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Anti-Semitism from the Arab world carries on to the soccer pitch; the Asian Football Confederation has excluded Israel from its ranks since the 1970s. The Israeli national team now competes in the European confederation. Per the Wiki:

In 1974, Israel was excluded from AFC competitions, as a result of a proposal by Kuwait which was adopted by a vote of 17 to 13 with 6 abstentions. The vote coincided with the 1974 Asian Games, where the football competition was marred by the refusal of both North Korea and Kuwait to play second-round matches against Israel.

That's a red card for racism!

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Something about Wonder Woman must be appealing to Jewish ladies.

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Shir Elmaliach Facebook

Why would a terror group even consider war with a country full of Wonder Women?
Wonder Woman

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