Last Friday’s Wall Street Journal story on the growing popularity of men purchasing shorts that hike up to their chest caught like wildfire in the feminist blogosphere. Finally, men’s legs were to be displayed and judged by the viewing public. Some even argued men donning Hooters waitress shorts would fight sexism or something.
This is all idiotic. Short shorts should be left to the professionals.
Men are hairy and sweaty and gross and no one should be subjected to that. This young lady would like to have a few words.
Brittany Palmer rocks lowriders better than even the most chiseled of MMA fighters.
Vanessa Hudgens keeps cool in the hot Coachella sun in her short shorts. Peace, love, gams.
No man could have done what Emily Ratajkowski did and engineered an entire career out of one pair short shorts.
Bar Refaeli is untethered from the earth in her gravity-defying pantaloons. Let's keep it that way.
Paulina Gretzky broke out the leather, something no man should do.
Yee haw indeed, Rachel Rollar.
