FRONTRUNNER: This Beto 2020 Swag Will Blow Your F—ing Mind

Texas Democrat Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke didn’t technically win his Senate race due in large part to the fact that his opponent, suspected Zodiac killer and assassin spawn Ted Cruz, got more votes in the election. That said, as many pundits have suggested, Beto was actually one of the biggest winners of the 2018 midterms. …

Stan Lee, RIP

Sad news from TMZ: Stan Lee, the visionary who led Marvel’s Silver Age renaissance and changed the comic book game forever, has died. He was 95. Others will write more exhaustive tributes to the legendary writer, celebrating his decision to grant superheroes everyday problems—Peter Parker the inability to hold down a job (or a girlfriend); …

A Heartbreaking VICE Story on How Voter ID Laws Disenfranchise Idiots

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VICE News tweeted out quite the outrageous story yesterday. A man went to his polling station with a driver’s license, birth certificate, student ID, proof of residency, everything. And he still wasn’t allowed to vote. I had my: • valid driver’s license • student ID • voter registration card • a copy of my birth certificate …

You Won’t Be Able to #Resist These New Ben & Jerry’s Woke Ice Cream Flavors

In case you hadn’t heard the news, woke ice cream corporation Ben & Jerry’s is putting its money where your mouth is. That’s right, they’re taking the #Resistance to Flavortown™. Eat it, Drumpf! (Literally!) Today we launch Pecan Resist! This flavor supports groups creating a more just and equitable nation for us all, and who …

You Can’t ‘Fix’ Twitter Without Breaking Twitter

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Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey evidently signaled in a company event recently that he plans to do away with the “like” button. Dorsey has hinted at such a move before. “Right now we have a big Like button with a heart on it and we’re incentivizing people to want it to go up…” he said in …