U.S. Secretary of Defense Fails to Defend Self from Kitchen Cabinet

How can we trust him to defend America?

Andrew Stiles

November 12, 2014

U.S. Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel lost his battle with a kitchen cabinet earlier this week, and suffered a significant face wound in the process.

Sec of @DeptofDefense Chuck Hagel sports big bandage at #VeteransDay events; said to have run into a kitchen cabinet. pic.twitter.com/cV0FaZxQ0T

— ChuckGoudie (@ChuckGoudieABC7) November 11, 2014

The embarrassing defeat, which is being spun as a "minor kitchen mishap," is another example of American decline in the Obama era.

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