What happened: Lacrosse became an Olympic sport on President Joe Biden's watch. The International Olympic Committee voted Monday to include lacrosse at the 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles.
• The committee agreed to add several other esoteric hobbies to the 2028 program, including cricket, squash, and flag football.
Crucial context: Lacrosse returns to the Olympic Games after an absence of more than a century. The so-called sport was previously featured at the 1904 Olympics in St. Louis and the 1908 Olympics in London.
• The United States lacrosse team placed second at the 1904 games after losing to Canada.
Why it matters: This is what the terrorists want. Lacrosse is an abomination of cultural appropriation perpetrated by roid-raging prep school frat stars who comport themselves like drunken British tourists. It is among the most anti-American athletic endeavors, second only to soccer.
• The Washington Free Beacon exclusively reported in February that Sen. John Fetterman (D., Pa.) employs a communications director who played lacrosse at the University of Massachusetts.
Bottom line: It's yet another example of how the international order is falling apart on Biden's watch.