Update: Credit to the Free Beacon's own Elizabeth Harrington for making the gif I was too lazy to make. She's the best. Here it is:
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NEW GAME OF THRONES TRAILER NEW GAME OF THRONES TRAILER
I'm going to, like, sit here an analyze shots from the trailer to determine where the story is going. All I'll say is that I'm glad you nerds who read all the Game of Thrones books are just as in the dark as we non-readers are.
I can't wait to tape some reaction videos when you dopes get to page 1,238 of the new book where [redacted] kills [redacted]. Oh man, it's going to be so funny when everyone laughs and laughs at your surprise/anguish.