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Lamestream Media Finally Recognizes Rebel Alliance = Al Qaeda

Darth Cheney (AP)
November 18, 2015

I've been saying it for years, but now the (Spanish) mainstream media is finally acknowledging the truth:

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Biased headline here from Mashable, to be quite honest: There's no "confusion." Al Qaeda is just a modern-day offshoot of that band of terrorists that tried to take over a galaxy far away long ago. This makes a lot more sense now, doesn't it?

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LAKE BUENA VISTA — Dick Cheney embraced his inner-Darth Vader on Thursday night.

As the dark theme music that accompanies the Star Wars villain played, Cheney took the stage at the Republican Party of Florida’s Statesman’s Dinner and wasted little time savaging the record of President Obama and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Never forget: The case for the Empire is quite compelling. And ignore the people who tell you that the Empire's destruction of Alderaan, which was completely justified, was simply playing into the hands of the rebellion. As we now see, al Qaeda and the rebellion are one and the same.