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Hillary Clinton Plays Dodgeball

If you can dodge a question, you can dodge a ball

July 29, 2015

Since becoming a presidential candidate again, Hillary Clinton has been playing dodgeball with the press and with the "everyday Americans" asking her simple questions.

Clinton has kept the press at an arm’s length, and has been overwhelmed with inquiries into her scandals involving her private email use as Secretary of State and the Clinton Foundation.

Clinton has refused to answer questions on the Keystone XL pipeline and avoided stating her opinion on several other issues, including the Trans-Pacific Partnership trade agreement, the Greek bailout, and education reform.

Noteworthy moments from the Clinton campaign trail include dodging the press for more than 40,000 minutes, refusing to answer basic human questions such as what her favorite flavor of ice cream is, and roping off the press like cattle during a parade.

A Free Beacon analysis found that Clinton is an expert at deflecting questions. She employs a masterful combination of buzzwords, circular reasoning, and inspiring tone to disguise her non-answers.

Therefore, it is safe to assume Clinton would be a first-round pick for a recess dodgeball game. After all, if you can dodge a question, you can dodge a ball.

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