Donald Trump's campaign rally in Pensacola on Wednesday was poppin' thanks to a hot new ditty from the USA Freedom Kids, a tween pop/dance trio. Their "Official Donald Trump Jam" is the best, classiest song ever written about a politician, but there are some other decent ones as well.
"Official Donald Trump Jam" by USA Freedom Kids
Memorable lines:
President Donald Trump knows how to make America great
Deal from strength or get crushed every time
"The Mitt Romney Song" by Blake Tyler Mason
Memorable lines:
Vote for Mitt Romney
You won't be starving
You won't be homeless
You won't be broke
"Run Liz Run" by Ready for Warren
Memorable lines:
The planet is warming and the power is shifting
We need leader who won’t stand for all the Wall street bullshit, the lobbyist grifting
"The Ron Paul Song" by NewYorkViolets
Memorable lines:
Yeah, we are the future
We’re making a stand
Ain’t gonna let another leader
Trade our blood for sand
"A Sheriff Warren Rap" by Main Street Brigade
Memorable lines:
She wants to expose the banks
And all the greed
And get rid of unnecessary fees
Which means more money in my pocket
Tell the banks to stop it
If they think they’re gonna make a profit
"Stand With Hillary" by Hipster Cowboy
Memorable lines:
I’ve been thinking about one great lady
Like the women in my life
She’s a mother, a daughter, and through it all, she’s a loving wife
"Feel The Bern" by Tony Tig
Memorable lines:
The pied piper Bernie Sanders for the middle class
While the GOP wants to put our interest last
He’s gon give it to you raw, no hesitation
With the right ideas to lead this great nation
"Barack Hussein Obama" by Creepy Children
Memorable lines:
Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama
CORRECTION: This article originally misstated the name of the tween pop/dance trio responsible for "Official Donald Trump Jam." It is USA Freedom Kids, not Freedom Girls. We sincerely apologize for the error.
@FreeBeacon 🇺🇸 thanks for your support. Pls know the correct name of the group is USA Freedom Kids. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
— USA Freedom Kids (@USAFreedomKids) January 14, 2016