Woke Capitalism On The March: Corporate Ads Are Getting Thirstier And Thirstier

Corporate advertising, and capitalism in general, just keeps getting woker by the day. Gillette is re-imagining masculinity. Pepsi embarrassed itself with an ad featuring Kendall Jenner achieving social justice by giving a police officer a cold beverage during a protest. Ben & Jerry’s officially joined the #Resistance. Our corporate overlords have figured out that public displays …

U.S. Tests Missiles Over Pacific

In the “first ever integrated ballistic missile defense system test,” the United States’ military successfully tested three missile-defense systems over the Pacific Ocean, Lockheed Martin announced in a press release.