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Gorka Owned, Analysis Finds

American hero Nikki Haley DESTROYS Seb Gorka on Twitter

November 12, 2019

Former White House aide Dr. Sebastian Gorka was brutally owned on Twitter, a Washington Free Beacon analysis has found.

Former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley delivered the knockout blow via the popular social networking website on Monday. Haley was responding to reporting that indicated senior White House officials had urged her to undermine President Donald Trump's agenda.

Dr. Gorka, one of the largest individuals ever to occupy a senior government position, wanted to know why Haley did not inform President Trump about her alleged conversations with former secretary of state Rex Tillerson and former White House chief of staff John Kelly. Haley's response was succinct, brutal, and decisive.

Gorka was irredeemably owned as a result, according to the analysis.

Dr. Gorka's efforts to avoid being owned were glaringly weak and ultimately futile.

Dr. Gorka was forced out of the White House, where he occupied a somewhat nebulous role as "deputy assistant to the president," more than a year prior to Haley's resignation as ambassador to the United Nations. Some in the media have speculated that Haley could replace Vice President Mike Pence as Trump's running mate in 2020, with those rumors persisting despite Haley publicly declaring her support for Pence in August.

Dr. Gorka is the proud owner of a Ford Mustang convertible.

Haley, by comparison, is the proud owner of Sebastian Gorka.