Errol Louis, host of NY1's Inside City Hall, issued a condescending warning to concerned New Yorkers after the first confirmed diagnosis of Ebola in New York City surfaced Thursday.
"Mucus, feces, semen--you have to come in intimate contact with it while the person is infected," Louis said. "Now if you came across some strange mucus or feces or something out there on the subway, the street, or anywhere else--don't eat it! Don't let it get into your body."
Louis added that this was not a concern for "rational adults" in New York City, but thought he would issue the warning anyway, lest Williamsburg's ironic hipsters get any funny ideas.