Over the weekend, avid fisherman, archaeologist, Judo expert, racecar driver, and bird, Vladimir Putin, added yet another impressive feat to his list of accomplishments: hockey all-star.
The president of Russia and proclaimed "macho man" reportedly scored eight goals in an exhibition match that featured members of his cabinet, businessmen, and professional athletes.
A Washington Free Beacon analysis has determined the majority of Putin’s goals were a result of convenient defensive miscues and miserably slow goalie reaction time.
Putin’s team, playing with NHL stars Pavel Bure and Valeri Kamensky, won the match 18-6 in Sochi.
