Business Insider must be published in Colorado. They had to be high to have assembled their bootleg list of "Sexiest TV Journalists." They could have saved themselves some time and ignored the subject altogether, because smokeshow journos is kind of my beat.
BI’s list had some bright spots that I heartily agree with, but don’t waste your time browsing their scrub list. You can find the definitive list right here.
No rankings here folks: all of these journalists are the real deal.
ABC's Lara Spencer
Lara is my go-to for entertainment news. She should be yours too.
![laraspencerabc Instagram](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SafariScreenSnapz185.png)
Extra's Maria Menounos
Maria is my go-to for entertainment during the news.
![mariamenounos78 Instagram](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SafariScreenSnapz187.png)
Fox Sports' Erin Andrews
Erin Andrews is the only reason to tune in to Fox Sports1.
![erinandrews Instagram](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SafariScreenSnapz186.png)
CNN's Sara Ganim
Sara is the third-youngest person to win a Pulitzer Prize after exposing the Penn State/Jerry Sandusky scandal.
![saraganim Instagram](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SafariScreenSnapz188.png)
Univision's Karla Martinez
Karla is the gal for people who like their news caliente.
![karlamartinez Instagram](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SafariScreenSnapz189.png)
CBS's Lara Logan
Before fumbling her 2013 Benghazi report, Lara was one of the most respected foreign correspondents around. She'll be back.
![AP](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/AP080528029582.jpg)
Fox News Channel's Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Since her move to Fox, Hasselbeck has let her conservative freak flag fly proudly.
![AP](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/AP070615047563.jpg)
Al Jazeera America's Libby Casey
Libby may have swapped one awkward channel (CSPAN) for another (AJAM) and tossed away her signature specs, but she reads newspaper headlines better than ever.
![Libby Casey Twitter](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/PreviewScreenSnapz022.png)
CNBC's Kelly Evans
CNBC's Stock Smoke is one of a kind.
ESPN's Ramona Bruland
Ramona is ESPN's best-kept secret. She pops up during the winter and summer X-Games.
![Ramona Bruland Facebook](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/969949_10151651778125928_2113446651_n.jpg)
ESPN's Samantha Ponder
College bros have "scoring a selfie with Sam Ponder" on their bucket lists.
![sam_ponder Instagram](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SafariScreenSnapz192.png)
CNN's Pamela Brown
The First Smoke of Christmas is a gift to us all.
![Pam Brown Twitter](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/BOVO5K-CYAAwBSi.jpg-large.jpg)
Fox News Channel's Megyn Kelly
TV's original sexiest journalist.
![Megyn Kelly Twitter](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/PreviewScreenSnapz024.png)
Huffington Post's Alyona Minkovski
Abby Huntsman getting demoted to MSNBC has allowed Alyona to shine alone on Huff Post's online news channel. Alyona has a history of hard-hitting journalism. She might not like the WFB, but the WFB likes her.
Fox News Channel's Shannon Bream
Shannon is in The Hill's Top 50 annually.
![WFB](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bream-pose.gif)
Fox News Channel's Maria Molina/Anna Kooiman
Weather and news updates, all in one package.
![Maria Molina Twitter](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/BHZNIGFCQAEBmSu.jpg-large.jpg)
ESPN's Cari Champion
ESPN's deplorable "First Take" is single-handedly redeemed by Cari.
![carichampion Instagram](https://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/SafariScreenSnapz191.png)