Have you seen the most obnoxious political ad ever made? Please, take 30 seconds to check this nonsense out:
"Bullying: bad, sometimes, but okay others, I guess!"
I mean, this is so dumb it doesn't even need refutation: Children are garbage, unformed human beings whose opinions don't matter at all, and if you allow yourself to be shamed into voting because a bunch of hectoring little dipshits are scolding you or your progeny you probably don't deserve the franchise in the first place.
It could use another ending, however. I'm thinking something like ... this:
Remember: If children are giving your kid crap for you not voting—and really, you shouldn't bother voting, who cares, all the options are awful—commit horrible acts of violence against them until they fear you too much to raise their voices in protest. Children aren't people anyway, no one will care if you hurt them. Most of us will just laugh.