With the news that 2010 gold medalist Lindsey Vonn's rehab has fallen short, Vonn will be watching the 2014 Winter Games from the comfort of home. The television audience will have to endure her absence, and try to find a substitute winter olympics sex symbol, perhaps on the curling team.
No doubt Vonn has been preoccupied during her rehab.
Lindsey needs to find a real man. Such as:
Her social media is littered with "Throwback Thursday" flashbacks to the days before she met Tiger. You know, the days when she actually won races.
Those were also the days when the country didn't feel so sorry for her.
Before she was lured into Tiger's den, Lindsey was the rare winter athlete the country would rather embrace during the off season.
With Lindsey an early scratch, my February just became a lot more available.
Who now is "America's snow bunny du jour"? The first seat on the bench is occupied by fellow skier Mikaela Shiffrin. She's is fine in her own right, but Lindsey is special talent, winning more World Cups than any American.
Disappointed in Lindsey as we may be, she still has more common sense than RG3 and Mike Shanahan.
Well wishes, Lindsey!