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Laura Cremaschi Is Better Than SportsCenter

Laura Cremaschi Instagram
• August 15, 2014 1:00 pm

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My ambivalence toward soccer is well documented. In the six minute introduction to the newly christened SEC Network, I felt more compelled to watch Georgia gymnastics than I've ever felt about watching soccer. Soccer needs to adopt the marketing prowess of Italian glamour model Laura Cremaschi.

You could see Laura lounging on the beach yesterday.

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She was free as a bird.

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Yesterday was indeed rare, because usually Laura is wearing clothes. She sometimes lounges in a soccer "kit," which is soccer-speak for "jersey." Note to Luke Russert: Below you will find an example of the only type of person who should wear jerseys after the age of 22.

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During the soccer season, look no further than Laura's Instagram profile for the latest soccer scores. Talk about a way of communicating to Joe Six-Pack.

Laura Cremaschi Instagram

Laura Cremaschi Instagram

I'm intrigued to see her imprint Francesco Molinari's score card on her body.

Laura Cremaschi Instagram

Laura Cremaschi Instagram

Laura weaves some pre-game hype into her feed. This is almost as effective getting you jacked for a game as hearing Uncle Brent purr "You are looking live!" from Death Valley.

Laura Cremaschi Instagram

Laura Cremaschi Instagram

Her Instagram feed is better at reporting scores than SportsCenter.

You don’t have to hear Lil Wayne rap.

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