"The super smoke sports curse" isn't really a curse. While Tom Brady hasn’t been able to cash in the two Super Bowls he’s played in since marrying Gisele Bündchen, he still gets to go home as Tom Brady.
Justin Verlander may have missed his first All-Star Game since 2009, but he didn’t stay in Detroit to wallow in self-pity. Like any dude with a couple days off from work, he hightailed it to the beach with his girlfriend.
However, we did learn that no matter how good of a baseball player you may be, your girlfriend is still going to make you get off your ass to go pick up her book.
In all of these not-at-all creepy photos, which you can view at the Daily Mail, we learned a lot about Kate. Like not all of her tan lines are blurred.
While women across the country pick up magazines emblazoned with her visage for beach reading, Kate herself would rather read books with actual words.
Although shame on Verlander for not giving Kate some of that shade from his umbrella. Unless of course, Kate wanted to smooth out some of her farmer's tan.
The most important factoid gleaned from Kate Upton's brief excursion south of the border is that Kate Upton's swimsuit still defies gravity.