As DC’s foremost scholar in Kate Upton, I’ve crunched the data, ran the models, and have come to the conclusion that Kate’s future could look a lot like a video that dropped yesterday.
No, I'm not talking about living with two other women in an apartment with a lax dress code! I'm talking about following the path of Brooklyn Decker.
When not presenting liberal talking points as edgy comedy, FunnyOrDie.com can actually be pretty useful.
They’ve figured out a way to make "Friends With Better Lives" watchable. Brooklyn's video has amassed 145,073 views thus far, as Monday's "Friends With Better Lives" only scored a 1.9 rating in the demo. I don't know how video views equates into television ratings, but the only use of the show is that it has given me two excuses to write about Brooklyn Decker and clown on E from Entourage for sucking at football.
If that's this lowly rated show's legacy before it's canceled, well, it could have done a lot worse.
