Emerging from the depths of HuffPost Celebrity obscurity, Paris Hilton could not have had more fortuitous timing wih the release of the music video to her comeback single, "Good Time."
Coincidentally, "Good Time" coincides with the end of the Kardashian dynasty. Kris and Bruce Jenner splitting after 22 years of marriage yesterday was the final nail in the coffin.
Paris pioneered empire-building via sex tape.
Emerging from her hiatus at the ripe old age of 32, Paris was able to avoid parenthood, marriage, or any semblance of responsibility in order to reassume her perch as the premier C-List debutante.
We can thank Paris since it was her travails in the tabloids that created the cottage industry of "My Super Sweet Sixteen" and its spin-offs.
As the Kardashian Empire erodes, Paris remains standing, believing, despite all evidence, that America cares what she's up to.
That's Paris's definition of a good time.
