Audrina Patridge has always been the most enigmatic of the daughters of Summer Roberts.
Unlike lady mogul Lauren Conrad and investigative reporter Kristin Cavallari, Audrina occupies that sketchy territory where you are famous because you once shared a house with someone followed by television cameras. It doesn't hurt that Audrina is both telegenic and willing paparazzi bait.
You can't crush Audrina for being famous for nothing since she keeps hundreds of photographers and bloggers like myself in business. My landlord, my girlfriend, and I thank you, Audrina.
Audrina is also defined by whoever she’s dating at the time.
For example, Audrina is credited for resuscitating Ryan Cabrera's career for 20 minutes.
She also introduced America to its 47th president, Justin Bobby.
Audrina's latest beau Corey Bohan is the first to actually have a legitimately vibrant career as a pro BMXer.
As the "love of her life," Bohan has outlasted Audrina's former flames because he is famous on his own.
"With other guys in the past I dated, I never felt safe. We'd go out and I felt like I had to defend them, and so with Corey I feel like I'm safe -- he's a guy's guy," the 28-year-old told Us. "He's not afraid to get dirty and that's what I like about him. He's not super metro."
Tough going those two.
