Thanksgiving NFL Picks, with Holiday Advice and Great Pictures

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Every Thanksgiving a bunch of pieces pop up about how to argue about politics with your family around the dinner table. The New York Times offered its readers a crash course of the “most effective ways to argue” that was crafted by psychologists and philosophers. The geniuses at Vox have prepped their readers to win arguments on topics …

New Substandard Podcast Tackles ‘Arrival,’ Thanksgiving, Rest Stops

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I don’t want to oversell it guys, but this is the best Weekly Substandard podcast yet. We discussed Arrival and alien invasion movies, Thanksgiving dishes, and, um, highway rest stops. (What is it with Jersey kids and their obsession with rest stops? I don’t get it.)

The Weekly Substandard now has its own iTunes location: you can download this week’s episode as well as previous episodes right here. Subscribe today! Or listen below. Or don’t do either, whatever. You probably have better things to listen to.

Scenes From a Reaction

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Jon, 38, enters a Nebraska Starbucks he had just last year sworn to boycott because its owner asked patrons not to carry firearms inside. Two weeks ago, Jon was complaining about triggers and safe spaces. Today, he wants to buy a latte (venti, triple, no foam) and demand that the woman at the counter (Elisha, 27, who, unbeknownst to Jon, voted GOP for the third straight cycle) write “Trump” on the cup in the hopes that she will refuse him service and he can claim a grievance against her and the company writ large. He hopes, like all good Americans, to “go viral.”

NFL Week 11 Picks, With Trump Voter Paris Hilton

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Some people love Paris Hilton but a lot more people hate her.

I had no strong feelings on the hotel heiress before yesterday when I heard that she told some Australian talk show hosts that she voted for Donald Trump.

The Trump Counterrevolution in Military Affairs

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After eight years of an Obama Pentagon, certain defense issues were meant to be settled, finished, over, dead—shot by a firing squad composed of History and Progress and rolled without ceremony into shallow graves. The list included the integration of women into combat jobs, the normalization of transgender troops, and the importance of green energy to the military. The imposition of draft registration on women, though not yet accomplished, was thought to be all but inevitable.

In Which I Crow About Being Right About Trump For at Least a Thousand Words

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I have been saying since last December that Donald Trump would be the next president of the United States. Endless amounts of scorn have been heaped on me by centrist liberals whose credulous belief in the support-exorcising power of anecdotes about Trump’s racism and sexism and their own ability to be offended is rivaled only …