It’s been a long, busy summer, and during it I have shirked my responsibilities to create heavily illustrated cheesecake content for the Washington Free Beacon. I’m ready to make up for lost time. I don’t have much to say about football—I hope that the Patriots are as bad as they looked on Thursday. I also …
On this latest episode of the Substandard (subscribe, leave a review!), we discuss the 40th anniversary of Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
Vanity Fair released its annual best-dressed list on Wednesday morning. It is an absolute joke. The most glaring omission is First Lady Melania Trump, who shocked the world earlier this summer on a nine day trip with a series of stunning outfits that each won wide praise: “Melania Trump’s Fashion Gets Rave Reviews During Trip …
Hi guys, I don’t know if you know this, but it has been a disastrous summer season at the box office. How disastrous?
The Washington Free Beacon has obtained an exclusive memo from an ESPN executive instructing broadcasters on how to avoid embarrassing memes and political sensitivities associated with Matt Harvey’s upcoming start in Houston.
The BBC (via the Washington Times) reports that efforts to rename a walking path in Salzburg after Maria Von Trapp have failed.
Super model Kate Upton sent her baseball pitcher fiancé to the Houston Astros in a last-minute move that gives a major boost to the team’s chances to help the storm-ravaged Texas city’s recovery.
In this episode we devoted an inordinate amount of time to a discussion about the Classic Rock genre. Can certain songs from the 1990s now be counted as Classic Rock?
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