Celebs love to pal around with Hillary Clinton, but sometimes the former secretary of state would rather hang out with people her own age. Fortunately, there’s Sting. The aging rocker will perform in New York City next month at a fundraiser fort he Hillary Victory Fund. About 100 people are expected to attend, including Bill Clinton.
It’s been one hell of a week since the terror attacks in Paris. America’s politician and thought leaders have covered themselves in glory, and covered everyone else in the sticky hotness of their takes. We deserve Donald Trump, and there is a not unrealistic scenario in which he will actually become president. But he probably won’t. Hillary remains the most likely winner in 2016, in which case we’ll get eight more years on uninspired gridlock and, if we’re lucky, a handful of donor-friendly bipartisan deals and/or bungled wars. We’d deserve that, too, just like we deserved a Thursday night football game between the 2-7 Tennessee Titans and the 3-6 Jacksonville Jaguars. (Final score: 19-13.)
Hillary Clinton gave a speech Thursday at the Council on Foreign Relation, where she outlined her genius plan to defeat ISIS (Step 1: Defeat ISIS). She also offered a few more specific proposals [emphasis added]:
Hillary Clinton just gave pretty hawkish sounding speech on the problem posed by ISIS at the Council on Foreign Relations. Here is the transcript. Her campaign chairman John Podesta tweeted along as she outlined her genius plan to defeat the terror group.
As the Free Beacon‘s film critic, I have to keep my ear to the ground about hot news tips you, our loyal readers, might be interested in. And I know of no one (well, almost no one) who prompts quite as much interest from Free Beacon fans as one Alexandra Daddario. Needless to say, I was pretty excited to see that the rumors are true!
America’s thought leaders have been thought-leading pretty hard about the question of what the makeshift conglomerate of genocidal gang rape enthusiasts known as ISIS really wants. Many people think they know the answer, but sometimes thinking insightful thoughts is no substitute for aggressive, fact-based reporting, which is why the Free Beacon is publishing this official list ISIS demands, obtained exclusively Islamic State press secretary Ibrahim al-Dipshit:
Speaking right now at the Citadel, Jeb Bush is outlining a defense policy that emphasizes American hard power, and calls for a stop to the current bleeding in defense spending. His proposals—like those issued by some other candidates for the Republican nomination—give some hope that we might one day see the end of epic national security mismanagement at the hands of Barack Obama, who appears to have conducted a comprehensive review of the works of Sun-Tzu, Caesar, Jomini, Clausewitz, Mahan, Corbett, and Boyd, distilled them all down to their common essence, and then done the opposite.