I didn't publish picks the past two weeks—I was busy and figured the country was too focused on making America great again to care about the NFL.
Now that we are well on our way to greatness we can get back to the business of betting on football games. I know our minds are still focused on the idea that Donald Trump just sent the Clintons into the history books, so this week is all about the Trumps.
Since I missed two weeks, here are my picks for every game of week 10:
The Melania Trump Best Bets Of The Week
Atlanta Falcons AT Philadelphia Eagles
PICK: Falcons -2
Melania loves America.
Los Angeles Rams AT New York Jets
PICK: Jets -1.5
And she looked great on her first visit to her new home.
Minnesota Vikings AT Washington Redskins
PICK: Redskins -2.5
She was the star of the campaign.
Pittsburgh Steelers AT Dallas Cowboys
PICK: Cowboys +2.5
Melania will be Washington D.C.'s brightest star for at least the four next years—maybe eight, possibly forever.
The Ivanka Trump Locks of the Week
Kansas City Chiefs AT Carolina Panthers
PICK: Chiefs +3
Miami Dolphins AT San Diego Chargers
PICK: Chargers -4
San Francisco 49ers AT Arizona Cardinals
PICK: Cardinals -13.5
Can't wait for Ivanka to shatter the glass ceiling.
Cincinnati Bengals AT New York Giants
PICK: Bengals pick'em
The Rest Are Dedicated to #BabesForTrump
Green Bay Packers AT Tennessee Titans
PICK: Packers -2.5
Denver Broncos AT New Orleans Saints
PICK: Saints -3
Chicago Bears AT Tampa Bay Buccaneers
PICK: Buccaneers +1.5
And Finally, The I Have No Clue Who To Take In This Game But Tom Brady And Bill Belichick Voted For Trump And That Is Good Enough For Me
Seattle Seahawks AT New England Patriots
PICK: Patriots -7
Giselle resents her husband and his coach for their votes, but here are a bunch of GIFs of her dancing anyway.
She will surely forgive Tom once America is great again.