Texas inmate Keith Judd carried 41 percent of the vote in West Virginia's Tuesday Democratic primary. The Washington Free Beacon decided to imagine what a Judd campaign ad might look like:
People shackled by debt, their healthcare held hostage… A nation under assault.
It’s time for real change.
Keith Judd.
An American willing to do whatever it takes to steal the nomination.
Keith Judd
A Democrat who serves his country.
Keith Judd
A proven contender with a record of conviction.
Keith Judd
Political prisoner, fashion icon. From the big house to the White House.
Keith Judd
He can’t vote, so you’ll need to vote for him.
Keith Judd
(Paid for by cellmates of Keith Judd.)