78 people checked into San Joaquin County Jail for the evening.
Winners at the Battle Road Spring 2008 Pokemon Card tournament Hokkaidō, Japan received an ultra-rare Miracle Diamond card.
Dick Cheney assured the press that "the United States backs Israel's right to defend itself against rockets from Hamas-ruled Gaza and will not pressure the Jewish state to take steps that threaten its security."
Uber-Feminist Maureen Dowd acknowledged that Hillary "Terminator" Clinton was doomed, while questioning Barack Obama’s patriotism—a popular racist dog whistle.
It is a tribute to Hillary Clinton that even though, rationally, political soothsayers think she can no longer win, irrationally, they wonder how she will pull it off.
It’s impossible to imagine The Terminator, as a former aide calls her, giving up. Unless every circuit is out, she’ll regenerate enough to claw her way out of the grave, crawl through the Rezko Memorial Lawn and up Obama’s wall, hurl her torso into the house and brutally haunt his dreams…
Even swaddled in flags, Obama is vulnerable on the issue of patriotism.
The Americans star Keri Russel turned 32, schizophrenic stabbing victim Brandon Marshall turned 24, and Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang star Michelle Monaghan turned 32.
