CBS Late Show host David Letterman dedicated his ‘top ten’ list Tuesday to questions people have about Obamacare.
The top ten list is available below:
10. Will Obama examine me?
9. Should I continue to self-medicate with Sambuca?
8. Should there be a hyphen between ‘Obama’ and ‘care’?
7. How much to make my knees hinge like a flamingo?
6. Is my deductible waived if I’m beaten by the yard dick?
5. Will it cover injures caused by twerking?
4. If everyone has health care coverage, won’t it stop being cool?
3. Do I still have to make awkward small talk during a hernia check?
2. Will I be reimbursed for strippers dressed like nurses?
1. Can I still take phony sick days?
