DAVID LETTERMAN: Well, we have a lot of local political races heating up here in New York City so we have a segment for you. Time to get to know New York politicians. Get to know New York politicians. I hope you find this useful.
REPORTER: Comptroller Candidate Eliot Spitzer is the guy with the prostitutes. Mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner is the guy who texted photo of his deal. This has been "get to know New York politicians." (laughter and applause)
LETTERMAN: I -- frankly, I’m surprised about Eliot Spitzer running for city Comptroller. Because the comptroller, this guy couldn't even Comptroller himself.
