A thirsty burglar broke into a liquor store in Duluth, Minn., on Thursday. The beer bandit decided to keep it classy and make off with three cases of Keystone Light. One employee referred to the suspect as the "Keystone bandit."
Yes, the same Keystone Light from your college years and goes for all of $14.99 a case. Who needs pretentious beer like Sierra Nevada IPA or even Bud Light Platinum when you could have Keystone Light?
"What a silly thing to do--steal a few cases of beer and risk going to jail," the employee said.
