Stephen Colbert ripped Secretary of State John Kerry for stating U.S. military action against Syria would be "unbelievably small" on The Colbert Report Monday night, mockingly calling it a "stirring battle cry."
"So watch out, Bashar al-Assad," Colbert said. "America is going to bring down the unbelievably small hammer. But to be clear, we're not looking to affect the course of the nail."