Colbert Roasts Kerry Over 'Unbelievably Small' Remark

Colbert: Floppy tube men have a stronger spine than John Kerry

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Stephen Colbert ripped Secretary of State John Kerry for stating U.S. military action against Syria would be "unbelievably small" on The Colbert Report Monday night, mockingly calling it a "stirring battle cry."

"So watch out, Bashar al-Assad," Colbert said. "America is going to bring down the unbelievably small hammer. But to be clear, we're not looking to affect the course of the nail."

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