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Peas Do Not Belong in Guacamole

• July 1, 2015 2:55 pm

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No, New York Times.

Adding fresh English peas to what is an otherwise fairly traditional guacamole is one of those radical moves that is also completely obvious after you taste it.

You know who else liked peas?

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It was all vegetarian, the most delicious fresh things, from asparagus to peppers and peas, served with rice and salads. It was all arranged on one plate, just as it was served to him [HITLER]. There was no meat and I do not remember any fish.

Case closed. Don't put peas in guac. That's what Hitler would have wanted.