My picks will likely suffer for it, but due to Star Wars my focus is not completely on football girls this weekend.
No, not the movie. I probably won't see the movie for a few weeks.
I never knew that dressing up as sexy Star Wars characters was something people did. They try literally anything, and I am not joking about that. Here is an attempt at a sexy Admiral Ackbar. I don't even feel comfortable posting it, so you are going to have to click.
Here are my 9 Star Wars picks for the week:
Chicago Bears AT Minnesota Vikings
PICK: Vikings -5
Wookies are kind of like Vikings, I think.
Atlanta Falcons AT Jacksonville Jaguars
PICK: Jaguars -3
Let's get her in the #JagsPoolBooty. Hell, let's throw a bunch of Storm Troopers into the pool too.
The more the merrier.
Kansas City Chiefs AT Baltimore Ravens
PICK: Ravens +7.5
Props to Corinne Alexandra for going with Greedo, who had his brief scene in Star Wars made way worse when George Lucas decided to tinker with it in 1997.
Corinne, clearly a complete badass, knows that Greedo got screwed in the edits and is even wearing a "Han Shot First" button on her vest.
This chick really knows her stuff, and wants to apologize that she is using "Han Solo’s blaster and not a DT-12."
New York Jets AT Dallas Cowboys
PICK: Jets -3
Quick little #ForTheLadies interlude to give respect to one of the best looking dudes of all time, Harrison Ford. Star Wars Harrison Ford was the best Harrison Ford, but intellectual Indiana Jones is a pretty good Harrison Ford too.
Care-free beach Harrison Ford ain't bad either.
Buffalo Bills AT Washington Redskins
PICK: Bills -1
I lied, this is the attempt at sexy Admiral Ackbar. I sincerely apologize for sharing.
Tennessee Titans AT New England Patriots
PICK: Patriots -14
Got to go with the dark side of the Force on this one.
This is about as far from sexy as it gets, but Belichick is clearly Darth Sidious.
Carolina Panthers AT New York Giants
PICK: Panthers -5
Win by a lot, the Panthers will.
Cleveland Browns AT Seattle Seahawks
PICK: Browns +14.5
If any team had to make an Ewok their new logo, it would probably be the Browns.
Here is another Ewok:
Here is a bonus Ewok, because my boss Stephanie Wang, a big fan of my weekly NFL picks, begged to have her picture from last Halloween included:
Green Bay Packers AT Oakland Raiders
PICK: Packers -3
Aaron Rodgers has probably been able to focus on football this week, with girlfriend Olivia Munn's head clearly focused on the opening of The Force Awakens.
That is unless Rodgers, who apparently owns an Obi-Wan Kenobi robe, is secretly an even bigger fan than Munn is.
This is very troubling, but I think the Force will be strong in Rodgers this weekend.