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Miss Universe 2013 Swimsuit Semi-Finals Recap (Photos)

AP
November 11, 2013

The Wiki defines "The Universe" as  "the totality of existence, including planets, stars, galaxies, the contents of intergalactic space, and all matter and energy." It also includes this:

Uni Dance

The field scaled down from 86 to 16 ladies for the swimsuit semi-finals, with five of my picks from the preliminary round advancing. Do I know my smokes, or do I know my smokes?

Miss Dominican Republic has been a favorite of mine since the beginning.
DR

So has Miss USA. America does two things better than anyone else: build big-ass weapons and produce Universe-level models. It's as though our Constitution was designed for this purpose.
USA

Miss Philippines advanced to the Top 16 by winning the fan vote. It was a nice moment in light of the catastrophe that hit her nation over the weekend. She was the "People's Champ," finishing as the runner-up.
Phillippines-Semis

Miss Brazil kept everyone smiling.
Brazil

I somehow missed Miss Nicaragua during the first go-around, which was an egregious error. I feel like I let my readers down.
nicaragua

But I did not miss the Swiss Amber Rose.
Switzerland

And how could anyone have missed Miss Great Britain.
Great Britain-Semis

Miss Universe 2013 hailed from Venezuela. I can get behind that.
venezuela

I was on the Miss Australia bandwagon since the beginning, so I was disappointed to see she did not make the round of 16. Poor girl got a lousy consolation prize.

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