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Keg Standing To Fame

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August 16, 2013

Everyone in social media is getting hired these days. The Modern Seinfeld guy and the dude who tweeted the crazy shit his dad said both scored TV deals through pithy tweets, showing that America loves watered-down Jerry Seinfeld and Archie Bunker jokes. You walk today’s path to glory 140 characters at a time.

Rather than cherry picking ripe talent from the Twitter vine, CBS’s Reckless is scooping handfuls of random Charlestonians using a Facebook page. According to CBS, "Reckless is a sultry legal show where a gorgeous Yankee litigator and a Southern City Attorney struggle to hide their intense attraction while clashing over a police scandal." Reckless is stocking up on local extras, one of which is particularly appetizing.

Charleston, SC- Looking for MALE FRAT BRO to do a KEG STAND. Must have Keg stand experience (water or non-alcoholic drink will be used) All ethnicities between the ages of 18-25. Guys with six-packs, YOU MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH NO SHIRT ON. This will shoot Thursday evening and well into the night to the early AM. Pay is guaranteed $58 for 8 hours and time and a half after 8 hours. To be considered please have an up to date profile on www.extrassignup.com and email us at recklessextras@gmail.com SUBJECT: KEG STAND

You had me at "hel-bro."

Now I’m just over 6-feet tall and 200lbs, so Reckless would need to cast some heartier fellows to hoist my butt so I can properly ingest what I’m hoping is O’Douls, a faux-brew that’s only functional use is for my post-workout nutritional needs and as a Molotov cocktail substitute.

Guys with six-packs, YOU MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH NO SHIRT ON.

I didn’t know it was possible to have a six-pack and be uncomfortable shirtless. Oh well, we’re going to have to knock out this scene post-haste. The more O’Douls down my gullet, the faster that camera will be slapping on that extra 15 pounds.

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I can’t get too grumpy over netting state minimum wage for a hard night’s work military pressing a keg. Reckless is being filmed on-location, no doubt credited to the Palmetto State’s favorable tax credits that include receiving up to a 20 percent cash rebate on in-state employee wages and a 10 percent cash rebate up to $3,500 on out-of-state employee wages.

My path to the bright marquee lights won't be through Twitter, it'll be whether I can chug like a champ.

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