Drunkorexics are American's best and brightest. Who told me that load of crock, you inquire?
Science, that’s who.
Best Masters Degrees pulled a Buzzfeed and developed this nifty infographic on the correlation between IQ level and BAC. And the findings are exquisite.
The site looked at 55 years of data about American and British boozehounds and examined whether people's IQ influences a propensity for the sauce. They muted all those pesky, irrelevant demographic variables like gender, race, and politics and just looked at the facts: Super-smart people are tanks.
The study also uncovered how power hours increase the mortality risk by 45 percent, while staying dry increases the risk level to 51 percent.
Who woulda thunk the Fountain of Youth ran with Milwaukee's Beast?
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