AP reporters Jean Lee and David Guttenfelder use their iPhones to document the Nork culture on Instagram. It’s a heck of a lot more interesting to see video about this mysterious despotism than to hear about it from a sushi chef who met the Dear Leader.
Lee and Guttenfelder may be the first people on the planet to stress over using the sepia or burnt filter when photographing a Nork highway. I intend to be the first to GIF the Hermit Kingdom. Pulitzer, here I come!
GIFing the DPRK rips open a hypnotic, never-ending porthole into oblivion. Feast your eyes on these:
A Pyongyang hotel that's supposed to house guests and spark commerce is stark and empty.
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Pyongyang at night looks a lot like Gotham after Bane declared martial law.
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All the roads Obama keeps talking about are apparently in the Hermit Kingdom.
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New way to achieve peace with North Korea: outsource Disneyland parades to the Norks.
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