Hillary Clinton wants to send all Americans back to camp because they are not having enough fun.
In another paid speech, Clinton addressed a group of camp counselors Thursday. She lauded the camp experience for teaching important life skills and fostering personal growth.
“As I have gotten older, I have decided we really need camps for adults,” Clinton said.
The former Secretary of State lectured the audience, telling them that Americans need more fun.
“I think we have a huge fun deficit in America,” Clinton said.
Clinton did not explain why she felt Americans were not having fun but it is not difficult to understand her reasoning after going through Clinton’s list of hobbies.
“Her favorite fitness activity, according to her MySpace page, is speed walking. Her hobbies include crossword puzzles, Scrabble and gardening. Organizing her closets is stress relief. Sleeping in until 7 a.m. is her idea of being naughty.”
Instead of forcing all of us to go to a camp put together by Big Brother, maybe Clinton should focus on having her own fun. Instead of proposing we all go back to the fourth grad, Clinton might want to focus on how, as president, she would deliver better paying jobs that offer the financial flexibility to engage in more enjoyable activities.
Americans should not listen about not being fun enough from someone who toasts with a glass of water.