The 2016 election has devolved into a circus. Only a toddler could make sense of it. The good news is you probably don't have to worry about how it's going to end, because all the evidence suggests that the end of the world is fast approaching.
For example:
1) This thing that happened.
2) This thing that's going to happen.
Joseph Fiennes will play Michael Jackson in 9/11 road trip comedy https://t.co/TjI1Zin1ua pic.twitter.com/bmioAcO4f7
— Variety (@Variety) January 27, 2016
3) This thing that happened at a Donald Trump rally.
Nothing matters pic.twitter.com/3oNJCeRlNB — Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) January 27, 2016
4) This photo of Donald Trump's nubby little sausage fingers.
5) Whatever this thing means.
Balloon Boy endorses Trump. More importantly, did you know Balloon Boy now has a metal band https://t.co/FRjNpT6muG pic.twitter.com/Neivsjz2V3
— Andrew Kirell (@AndrewKirell) January 27, 2016
6) I don't know, man.
Lucas Kinney, ex-guitarist for a band called "Hannah's Got Herpes," trains to be an Al Qaida suicide bomber: https://t.co/VY56m67iQv — Graeme Wood (@gcaw) January 27, 2016
7) This Mike Huckabee video.
Nothing matters. Enjoy the time you have left.