This is literally the only news that matters today:
Larry David’s "Curb Your Enthusiasm" will return for Season 9 on HBO, the premium cabler announced Tuesday.
"We’re thrilled that Larry has decided to do a new season of ‘Curb’ and can’t wait to see what he has planned," said Casey Bloys, president, HBO programming.
Asked why he decided to come back, David said, "In the immortal words of Julius Caesar, ‘I left, I did nothing, I returned.’"
This is what the people want to hear. This is what the people need to hear. Put this on cable news. Feature hours and hours of interviews with comedians talking about how the best sitcom in TV history (YEAH THAT'S RIGHT) is returning. It beats another billion segments of talking heads blathering on about stuff they don't understand and can't change anyway. It beats having to listen to Donald Trump whine and President Obama lecture. It beats idle speculation on an election that's still months away or a tragedy that cannot be changed.
All Curb Your Enthusiasm news is good news. Tell the people. Spread the word. Larry David is coming back to cable. There shall be much rejoicing. It's about time we replaced the imposter—
—with the real deal.
#LarryDavid2016