The following is a new Free Beacon feature inspired by our public editor, Biff Diddle, who was last seen near the Zubair Islands (Yemen) on New Year's Eve, 2014. The images are based on a series of unpublished sketches found amongst Mr. Diddle's personal belongings, the majority of which were dated prior to the launch of the cat-centric website BuzzFeed, thus confirming Mr. Diddle's purrr-spicacious grasp of the 21st century media landscape. They are being published here in an effort to bring our readers a modicum of joy during these turbulent times as we pray for Biff.

BIFF DIDDLE PRESENTS: WAR CATS!

General George Hiss Pawtton

General Douglas MacArFur

General Dwight D. Eisenmeower

Colonel Paw Tibbets

Winston Purrchill

Margaret Scratcher

General Norman Schwarzkitty

General David Catraeus

Whiskers MacDuff