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Swimsuit Model Anne V Is Proud to Be an American

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November 18, 2013

While health care flounders, the immigration system still functions. That was evidenced last Friday by the naturalization of our latest American citizen: swimsuit model Anne Vyalitsyna. I welcome her with open arms.

Anne V

Anne's story is a fairy tale. The future swim-smoke grew up in the Soviet bloc, dreaming of becoming a model as she played with Barbie dolls. The dream made sense as she is basically Barbie come to life.

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annev_official Instagram

Anne's modeling brought her to America, where she's appeared in every Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue since 2005. I have them all.

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annev_official Instagram

Anne pitched in at the Miss Universe pageant, asking how more women could be elected into public office.

Lean In, indeed.

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annev_official Instagram

She’s a Rangers fan. But nobody's perfect.

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annev_official Instagram

She's also been romantically linked with Mets pitcher Matt Harvey—the biggest win the Mets have had since 1986.

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annev_official Instagram

Who said that the immigration system was broken?

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annev_official Instagram

It sure doesn't look broken to me.

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